Osama or Huckleberry?

I accidentally found out about the election thing in Iowa or Ohio. I always get those two mixed up all the time. I was listening to the greatest hits of the 70s which is a great time for hits if you want to know. Most people think that the 70s are just about disco music which it wasn’t. There was also bell bottoms too. But disco is not that bad if you ask me like some people make fun of it think it is. There is this saying that disco sucks, but that’s said by people who can’t dance even one bit. How can you trust their opinions on that I ask you? I wouldn’t ask a deaf person to give me their opinion on Beethoven’s music if I listened to it. So why should I think that somebody who can’t dance would have a good opinion on disco music at all? That’s why I sometimes turn to the 70s radio station on my way to the grocery store so I can butt against these opinions against disco from my car.

So when I was listening to that great group KC and the Sunshine Band which since I’m a good dancer I’m not afraid to tell you it’s ranked right up there with Cher or Funkapolitan, well, this news report comes on and says that this guy named Huckleberry came in first and Miff Romney (who I found out changed his name for the election) came in second. Not only that but that skinny black guy named Osama Borat beat out Hillary Clinton and Jonathan Edwards. Now I’ve never been okay with a president named Osama or Miff (which is probably why he changed his name), but now I have to think about a president with the name of Huckleberry which I can’t very much. Nobody in the world is going to take some guy called Huckleberry serious. And the only people who will like a guy named Osama would be those terror guys.

My opinion on the terror guys is that they need a hobby to keep them busy. If they had gotten legos when they were little they wouldn’t be trying to build bombs now. They would be making star wars things or gas stations now instead of bombs. That is why America is behind in terror because all our kids had legos and don’t want to build bombs most of the time, only when they’re really ticked off if their computers don’t work which hardly ever happens.

My worry about the election is that we will have to deal with an Osama and a Huckleberry. But then Hillary will be getting mad that she didn’t win in Ohio or Iowa and add her 2 sense to the mix. Miff will try to be more moral than Huckleberry who is a Baptist preacher I heard. That will be at least interesting, a Mormon and a Baptist fighting each other to be better than the other person for the sake of America.

So I’m all weirded out by this issue mostly because it interrupted my 70s station.