I have lots of great ideas on this blog. Some of them are megaphysical and can’t be used anywhere. I’m probably best at those because they are about things nobody else see except me. This is probably because I can think more airily which is where those megaphysical ideas are from. I think my way into that air and grab those ideas like flies.
But I have other great ideas which are useable in real life if people would use them. Some of them deal with world peace. These are called globular ideas because they fit all over. The idea I have for here is that kind of idea.
It’s pretty much simple and here it is. Give everybody a stick of gum in the whole world. Then when you have a problem with another person you could offer them a stick of gum. They would feel like they had to give you a stick of gum too. That would take care of most of the issues in the world. You can’t fight somebody who gives you a stick of gum. It just can’t happen and never has in all the history of the world. There would be world peace.
The problem would be if somebody chewed theirs first and wanted to take somebody else’s from them. They could steal that gum when the other person was looking away or kill them like usual. That would start some kind of gum war thing which could even be worse than normal wars. I have to admit I haven’t got that problem figured out yet.
Well, it’s still probably better than what anyone else has come up with. Just as long as it’s Juicy Fruit or cinnamon. I hate spearmint. If someone tried to give me spearmint, I’d probably have to hit them.
It needs to be sugar free like Equal Gum is. Plus, everyone is equal.
Otherwise you get bad breath, which would start more wars.
Jon