http://fredzone.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/really-big-cow-in-north-dakota/ fred humor satire religion off-the-wall commentary philosophy comedy random literary christian editorial sarcasm wittenburg door totally baked Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:59:35 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://fredzone.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/really-big-cow-in-north-dakota/#comment-182 bree Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:36:28 +0000 http://fredzone.wordpress.com/?p=183#comment-182 i grew up in south dakota. i know about really big cows, myself. i don't live there anymore and i never will again, but upon entering the town i grew up in, right after the aluminum factory and right before the slaughterhouse, there is an enormous cow sort of 'guarding' the town if you will; a huge, american flag bannered cow. That's right. Not even a cow that looks like a real cow. A cow that has been plastered with america. it's gross, it's obnoxious, it's just kinda dumb; it's the midwest. i grew up in south dakota. i know about really big cows, myself. i don’t live there anymore and i never will again, but upon entering the town i grew up in, right after the aluminum factory and right before the slaughterhouse, there is an enormous cow sort of ‘guarding’ the town if you will; a huge, american flag bannered cow. That’s right. Not even a cow that looks like a real cow. A cow that has been plastered with america. it’s gross, it’s obnoxious, it’s just kinda dumb; it’s the midwest.

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