Tripping on God

I am not what you call a religious person.  I have said that over and over on this great blog.  My job is to be megaphysical which means to think above my mind for the sake of everybody else who can’t do that.  Most of the time this works out pretty good due to the fact that I am able to see the difference between reality and fakeness.

But now I have to tell you that I have tripped over something that I can not ignore.  It is called God by some people.  This is something you can’t plan for, which makes it different than church which is sort of a scheduled God like a bus stop.  I did not visit a church to wait for some invisible person to show up which if he’s invisible how would you know anyway.

Normally I just think of my ableness to think above my mind as my own ableness.  But what I didn’t think about was that the space above my mind was already lived in by somebody.  That ended up being God.  He didn’t look at all what I thought he did.  He wasn’t wearing sandles for one thing.  Oh, and he was drinking Pepsi not Coke.  This through me off for a minute but then it started to make sense.  But what really tipped it over that this was the real God person was when he told me what kind of gas mileage he gets.  I couldn’t argue with that and decided he was the real deal.

Anyway, I’ve decided to use my thinking above my mind ability to help him out.  He gave me an autographed copy of the Bible and told me he’d appreciate it if I would help people understand it.  Then on Facebook he said I should start a blog called “Our Daily Fred” which I did.  So now I’m going to quit writing this blog and help God with promotion there.  Because as he told me, “You cannot write two blogs.  Either you will write one and ignore the other or you will like one and hate the other.”  He said I can’t serve both God and sushi.  (I have to admit I didn’t get that last part, but it has a nice ring to it.)

So that’s pretty much that.  If you want megaphysicality and the Bible, go to “Our Daily Fred.”  Otherwise not.