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Fred Gets Religion

Fred — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:42:30 +0000

Devotions for Deviants.

Tripping on God

Fred — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:23:00 +0000

I am not what you call a religious person. I have said that over and over on this great blog. My job is to be megaphysical which means to think above my mind for the sake of everybody else who can’t do that. Most of the time this works out pretty good due to the fact that I am able to see the difference between reality and fakeness.

But now I have to tell you that I have tripped over something that I can not ignore. It is called God by some people. This is something you can’t plan for, which makes it different than church which is sort of a scheduled God like a bus stop. I did not visit a church to wait for some invisible person to show up which if he’s invisible how would you know anyway.

Normally I just think of my ableness to think above my mind as my own ableness. But what I didn’t think about was that the space above my mind was already lived in by somebody. That ended up being God. He didn’t look at all what I thought he did. He wasn’t wearing sandles for one thing. Oh, and he was drinking Pepsi not Coke. This through me off for a minute but then it started to make sense. But what really tipped it over that this was the real God person was when he told me what kind of gas mileage he gets. I couldn’t argue with that and decided he was the real deal.

Anyway, I’ve decided to use my thinking above my mind ability to help him out. He gave me an autographed copy of the Bible and told me he’d appreciate it if I would help people understand it. Then on Facebook he said I should start a blog called “Our Daily Fred” which I did. So now I’m going to quit writing this blog and help God with promotion there. Because as he told me, “You cannot write two blogs. Either you will write one and ignore the other or you will like one and hate the other.” He said I can’t serve both God and sushi. (I have to admit I didn’t get that last part, but it has a nice ring to it.)

So that’s pretty much that. If you want megaphysicality and the Bible, go to “Our Daily Fred.” Otherwise not.

Scrabble

Fred — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:39:05 +0000

I am writing this post due to the fact that I just won a Scrabble game at my house. Scrabble is the only game I like to play. I don’t like cards or silly acting out games or anything like that. But Scrabble is a different thing.

I am very good at Scrabble since I know lots of words. Take as an example tonight. I had these letters: w, u, u, u, i, t, and another i. When it was my turn I played the word tiuwuiu which blew everybody’s mind out. When somebody asked what it meant, I said it was an African word for chicken poop. They weren’t sure they believed me, but I threatened to quit and they caved in. Well, I got 81 points for that because it was what you call a Bingo due to the fact that I used all my letters up.

Then I drew these new letters: e, r, r, b, n, l, a. On my next turn I played another Bingo with barnler. Again they asked what word that was and I told them it was a small bird who lives in a barn. I had to threaten to quit again, but they eventually accepted it.

Well, after five or six times of that I was way ahead and they gave up and quit. It was pretty sweet I’m telling you. This happens almost every time I play Scrabble with them. I am the dude.

All mixed up not

Fred — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:21:56 +0000

In these days it is hard to know just who knows and who doesn’t know stuff. In my opinion hardly anybody who says they know really know anything and the people who say they don’t know anything probably know more than the other people. This is what you call the state of affairs.

For those of you who have followed this great blog for forever you already know that I know a lot that others don’t. This is due to the fact that my thinking is not limited to my mind like other people’s. I am definitely a thinker above my mind which gives me a lot more space to put things like memories, ideas, and even concepts (which take up a lot of room). This is really important in these days of people basically not knowing anything like the economy or politics or the new Facebook.

At first I thought I was getting mixed up myself about all this stuff. But then I found out that I was actually more on the tracks than I thought. I started seeing that my ideas were better than my first opinion. Since then I have revised myself to appreciate my mind better.

So what I’m saying is that this great blog is even more important now than it was before we had an economy and all the mixup about politics and organic food. If you read this great blog you will not end up in contusion like your friends. This has the extra plus of making you better than them which is enjoyable for its own sake.

Mornings

Fred — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:39:49 +0000

I hear people talk about how much they love the mornings. The birds singing and the sun coming up and the fresh air and all that. I don’t get it. The birds sing other times too and the sun is up all day which is what makes it day in the first place. And without fresh air everybody would die. It’s not like we need the morning to have a day.

I am not so excited about morning. I want us to consider moving morning to the end of the day which would make more sense. That is why I am against anything that takes the end of the day and put it in the front. I am for starting the day in the afternoon and calling it good.

But nobody will probably do anything like that. Mostly because of spite.