YouTube

I have noticed something secret that nobody knows about except for me I’m pretty sure. That is why I write this blog because of the fact that I notice things most people do not notice. Like for example dead squirrels or spidercide which I have talked about before so I won’t repeat myself again. And religion is something I notice too but don’t want to be interrupted with it as you know if you have been paying attention. It takes a special person to notice things like I do. Some people would even call it a talent which I have. I don’t want to say or not about that mostly because I’m not stuck on myself like some people are like Oprah Winfred or that dumpy little Korean guy with big glasses and bad hair who has our country worried about nuclear bombs. (He’s always been trouble if you ask me which is why they have the DMV zone there.)

But I have noticed that YouTube, which by the way for your information is a place you can do videos of yourself naked or sinc along with cherokee and put them on the internet for everybody to see. I have noticed that the name YouTube is secretly a message. I will tell you the secret so you can think about what it means. This is what you call a kryptonic message which means it’s hard to figure out unless you have a talent like me to do that.

I noticed that YouTube can be broken down into this, You Tu Be. Now I am also a literate because I read a lot and not just TV either. This means that I noticed that you could spell it You To Be. If you are not totally on a farm you will have heard of that guy Omelet who said “To be or not to be” which is the secret of the title I’m talking about. Built right into the title is “You to be” which is a way of saying you can be somebody if you up your video to that place on the internet. And if you don’t then you are “not to be” which is like saying go kill yourself because you’re not that great if you don’t have a video on there.

So you think about it. I happen to think that it is a way of scaring people into upping their videos to make them a lot of money. Even the political runners are buying into it. Well if they want to up theirs they can, but do you think I will up mine? You bet not. I’ve discovered the secret message and now you know it too. So be careful not to get caught in sumbliminary messages like that which our culture is full of them.

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3 Responses

  1. Oh, Fred. Sadly, I’m kind of glad you won’t be upping yourself. The idea just brought to many images to mind. Scary images.

  2. Ah . . . the mysteries that are revealed. Has no one else noticed that the secret message in “Fredzone” is “Fred’s own”? Like a well, there’s deep stuff here, sometimes even with water in it.

  3. Hmm it appears like your blog ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so
    I guess I’ll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog.
    I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any tips and hints for rookie blog writers? I’d certainly appreciate it.

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